Collision: A Debut Episode Review

Introduction:

Welcome to the Don't Say The F Word Podcast! In this article, we'll be discussing the highly anticipated debut episode of "Collision." While expectations were high, some fans, including myself, found it to be a somewhat lackluster affair. Let's dive into the different segments and matches that made up the show.

Segment 1: CM Punk's Mic Magic

The first segment was undoubtedly the highlight of the evening, as CM Punk once again showcased his mastery of the microphone. His presence alone adds a certain aura to any event, and his opening remarks did not disappoint.

Wardlow vs Luchasaurus: An Acceptable Encounter

The match between Wardlow and Luchasaurus was decent, and it was satisfying to see Luchasaurus emerge victorious. However, it didn't quite reach the level of excitement we were hoping for.

Andrade vs Buddy: An Okay Showdown

The encounter between Andrade and Buddy offered some entertaining moments, but it fell short of being truly memorable. Nonetheless, it did set the stage for a potentially exciting trios match in the future.

Miro vs Nese: Just Okay

The clash between Miro and Nese was another encounter that can be described as "just okay." While it wasn't a match featuring local talent, it lacked the intensity and excitement that fans have come to expect from AEW.

Women's Match: A Momentary Lull

Unfortunately, the women's match didn't live up to the expectations either. It became the perfect opportunity for a bathroom break, despite the undeniable talent of Willow and Skye Blue. The match failed to captivate the audience.

Main Event: A Lackluster Affair

Regrettably, the main event failed to leave a lasting impression, except for the fact that it marked CM Punk's return to the ring. Although Punk's presence was significant, the overall match itself was nothing out of the ordinary.

Comparison to Dynamite's Formula

When comparing "Collision" to AEW's usual Dynamite formula, it becomes clear that the debut episode fell short. Dynamite typically starts with an exciting opening match, followed by a solid sub-main event and a thrilling main event. "Collision" lacked this structure, with only the opening segment truly standing out.

A Whiff of Early 2020s WWE

The overall feeling of "Collision" resembled the early 2020s era of WWE, where Smackdown was considered must-watch television, while Raw often disappointed. Unfortunately, "Collision" leaned more towards the latter, leaving fans craving the excitement they typically associate with AEW.

The Theme Song Dilemma

Let's not even get started on the theme song choice. Having Elton John's music playing over a video package of wrestlers beating each other up seemed out of place and somewhat clownish, not matching the desired tone for the show.

A Mixed Bag for Wrestling Fans

While "Collision" may not have lived up to expectations, it's still an exciting time to be a wrestling fan. The event did have a decent lineup of matches, and the decision to have a heel champion holding the TNT title adds an intriguing dynamic.

Thoughts on CM Punk's Return

As for CM Punk's return, opinions may vary. Personally, I've never considered him to be exceptional in the ring or on the mic. It seems that our fascination with Punk stems more from the idea of him rather than his actual performances. His attempts to be anti-corporate and rebellious have lost their impact, resembling the character from the film "SLC Punk." Nevertheless, I hope we witness great things in the future, with compelling matches and captivating storylines.

Conclusion:

We hope you enjoyed our review of the debut episode We will go into more on the podcast available on Spotify YouTube and Rumble